Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
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Cher: Lucy, you know I don’t speak Mexican!
Lucy: I ah not a Mexican!
Cher: Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Mr. Hall: Could all conversation please come to a halt? And could the the suicide attempts wait until next period?
Cher: He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
Mr. Hall: Cher, two tardies.
Cher: I object! Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?
Mr. Hall: One was last Monday.
Cher: Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the Ladies.