Maj. T.J. “King” Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Gen. Jack D. Ripper: Come over here, the Red Coats are coming!
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr. Strangelove: Deterrence is the art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack!