Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I’m so wasted!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Linda: Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.
Jeff Spicoli: People on ‘ludes should not drive.
Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I’m tellin’ ya, Rat, if this girl can’t smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
Jeff Spicoli: Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.