Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I’m so wasted!
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Mike Damone: I mean don’t just walk in. You move across the room. And you don’t talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That’s what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That’s the idea, Rat. That’s the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin’. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
Spicoli: I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party?
Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?