Mike Damone: I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day…
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?
Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!
Linda: Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.
Jeff Spicoli: People on ‘ludes should not drive.
Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!