
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Ferris
If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Ferris

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris

Oh, I’m sorry I can’t come to the door right now. I feel that in my weakened condition I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
Ferris

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Ferris

This is my ninth day missed. Cameron, I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this for you.
Ferris

You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
Ferris

Heard that you were feeling ill, headaches, fever, and a chill. I've been sent to restore your pluck..cause I'm the nurse that likes to..
Our interpretation.
A rhyming visiting-nurse greeting lists symptoms and promises to restore the listener’s spirits. The rhyme stops before its last action, leaving that action unknown.
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Oh, fine. What's this? What's his problem?
Jean

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Simone