Tyler Durden: Self-improvement is masturbation.
Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Tyler Durden: Things you own end up owning you.
Tyler Durden: You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Narrator: I just wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Tyler Durden: The first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club.
Narrator: This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time.
Tyler Durden: How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a fight?
Tyler Durden: Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
Narrator: With insomnia, you’re never really asleep; you’re never really awake.
Tyler Durden: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Narrator: When people think you’re dying, they listen, instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
Tyler Durden: How’s that working out for you?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up, then.