Tyler Durden: Self-improvement is masturbation.
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Narrator: When people think you’re dying, they listen, instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
Tyler Durden: How’s that working out for you?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up, then.
Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Tyler Durden: Things you own end up owning you.