Friends with Kids

Quotations

Jason: She over-French pronounces French words.

Jason: Slow painful death by disease… or watching the love of your life die a slow painful death by disease?
Julie: A. Definitely A. Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death. You?
Jason: Oh, B.
Julie: Really? You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?
Jason: Well, it wouldn’t be awesome, but better them than me. Got a lot of good years left.

Ben: So, why didn’t you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason: It’s too much familiarity. It’s like she’s one of my limbs.
Ben: And that’s bad, because?
Jason: Because I hate myself.