Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I’ll bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Drill Instructor: This is my rifle! This is my gun!
Recruits: This is for fighting! This is for fun!
Animal: Better you than me.
Animal Mother: Leave her for the mother loving rats!