Galaxy Quest


Guy: Look around you… can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?

As Taggart is being attacked by the Rock Monster.

Taggart: Never give up! Never surrender!

Gwen: Whoever wrote this episode should die!

Fred: That’s right again, that’s – come on, group hug!

Gwen: We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Gwen: Boy, I didn’t know you could get that loaded.

Guy: I’m not even supposed to be here! I’m just Crewman #6. I’m expendable. I’m the guy who dies to show the situation is serious!

Jason: I gave you the “kill” gesture.
Gwen: Yeah, no, you gave me the “we’re dead” signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is!

Fred: Hi guys. Listen, they’re telling me the, uh, the generators won’t take it. The ship is breaking apart and all that. Just FYI.

Fred: Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief, did you ever think about that?
Guy: Plucky?

Alex: You broke the ship, you broke the bloody ship!

Gwen: Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?

Jason: Alex! You’re my advisor! Advise me!
Alex: Allright, you just have to try and figure out its motivation.
Jason: It’s a rock monster! It doesn’t have motiviation!
Alex: That was always your problem! You never took the craft seriously.

Fred: Did you notice that door kind of sticks? I’ll get some of my boys up here with some WD-40.

Fred: That was a hell of a thing.