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Quotations

Algernon: Stop him? Me? It’s more than my job’s worth to stop him once he gets like this. He’s out to rule the world, if he can get a government grant.

Foot: He’s an idiot. Degree in woodwork. I ask you.

Superintendent: Don’t worry, all you have to do is whistle Beethoven’s famous Ninth Symphony in D minor!
John: (to Ringo) Of course, why didn’t you think of that, you twit?

Foot: MIT wanted me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them.

Professor Foot: With a ring like that I could – dare I say it? – rule the world.

George: Hey, it’s a thingie! A fiendish thingie!

Ahme’s sister’s nurse lady: Where have you been, eh? You’re as bad as your sister, coming home all hours and all colors.

John: How do we know you’re not just as filthy and sent by them to nick the ring by being filthy when you have lulled us with your filthy eastern ways?