Peter: I don’t believe in fairies. Oops, a fairy died. I don’t believe in fairies. Oops, another fairy died.
Peter: You’re a–you’re a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you’re a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don’t know who my mother was; I’m an orphan and I’ve never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.
Tinkerbell: Guess again.
Wendy Darling: So, Peter, you’ve become a pirate.
Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time.
Peter: Firefly from hell!
Toodles: Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back.
Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger.
Hook: To a ten year old I’m huge.
Maggie: You need a mother very very badly!
Lost Boys: Kill the pirate!
Peter: I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer!
Lost Boys: …Kill the lawyer!
Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.
Toodles: I’ve lost my marbles.
Peter: Hey Rufio, if i’m a maggot burger, why don’t you just eat me! You two-toned, zebra headed, slime coated,pimple farming, parimicium brain, munching on your own mucus suffering from Peter Pan envy.
Donuts: What’s a parimicum brain?
Peter: I’ll tell you what you parimicum brain is, that’s a parimicum brain. Its a one-celled critter with no brain that can’t fly! Don’t mess with me man, I’m a lawyer!