Alan: Big tim, the human piece of toast.
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Hammond: I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. I bring you here to protect me from these characters, and the only one I’ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer.
Lex: It’s a UNIX system! I know this!
Lex: I’m a hacker!
Tim: That’s what I said: you’re a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
Ian: Faster, faster, must go faster!
Alan: Mr. Hammond, I’ve decided not to endorse your park.
Hammond: So have I.