Jake: Oh, God, please let this be painless.
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Brian: When we were together, it seemed as if we were on our own little island.
Bartender: But New York is an island.
Brian: I know, I’m just trying to sprinkle a little fairy dust here.
Bartender: Oh, so sorry. Sprinkle away.
Indian Bartender: I don’t do penance, I do shots.
Anna Riley: I’ve seen the way women look at you, even though they know you’re a priest – especially when they know actually.
Rabbi Jacob “Jake” Schram: He has a healthy self-confidence, I can tell from his posturing.