Richard: Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just pretend to be normal.
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Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You’re just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I’m madly in love with you and it’s not because of your brains or your personality.
Grandpa: I can say what I want, I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.
Grandpa: Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don’t even try.
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.
Richard: Sweet sweetness.