Grandpa: I can say what I want, I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.
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Richard: Oh my God, I’m getting pulled over. Everyone, just pretend to be normal.
Grandpa: Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don’t even try.
Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I’ll tell you when I regain consciousness.
Richard: Sweet sweetness.
Olive: I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
Pageant MC: Aww, that’s so sweet. Is he here now? Where’s your grandpa?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.