Brodie: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn for Sega.

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Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don’t hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent – I don’t care which one – but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

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line originally in Batman (1989)

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Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say “why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free”.
T.S. Quint: She said that?
Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that’s besides the point.