Carol: Can you believe this guy in Indiana? Killed twelve victims, dismembered them and ate them.
Larry: Really? Well, it’s an alternative lifestyle.
Lillian: Exercising changed my life.
Larry: I prefer to atrophy.
Larry: Did you see the dumbbells this guy lifts? If I lifted dumbbells like those, I would get a hernia the size of the San Andreas Fault.
Carol Lipton: I promised I’d go with you to a hockey game, and you promised you’d sit through an entire opera.
Larry Lipton: I know, I already bought earplugs.
Larry Lipton: I forbid. I forbid you to go. I’m forbidding! Is that what you do when I’m forbidding?