Joe Black: Careful Bill, you’ll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

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Parrish: I want you to know how much I love you. That you’ve given a meaning to my life that I had no right to expect, and that no one can ever take from me.

Joe Black: …But Allison loves you? How do you know?
Quince: Because she knows the worst thing about me and it’s okay.

William Parrish: I loved Susan from the moment she was born, and I love her now and every minute in between. And what I dream of is a man who will discover her, and that she will discover a man who will love her, who is worthy of her, who is of this world, this time and has the grace, compassion, and fortitude to walk beside her as she makes her way through this beautiful thing called life.

William Parrish: Don’t blow smoke up my ass, you’ll ruin my autopsy.

Drew: Who would have believed it; you, an IRS agent?
Joe Black: Death and taxes.