Old man: I’m not quite dead yet!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Knights: We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’
Dennis: If I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise – not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
Narrator: In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin’s minstrels…and there was much rejoicing.
Dennis: Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!