King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
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French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Dennis: Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What… is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What… is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel…
Knights: We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’
Dennis: If I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!