King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
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Narrator: In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin’s minstrels…and there was much rejoicing.
Dennis: Help! Help! I’m being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!
Woman: Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down here!
Head Knight of Ni: We are no longer the Knights who Say Ni!
Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knights of Ni: Shh!
Head Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who Say… ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!
King Arthur: Well, Knights of… Knights who up till recently said ‘Ni…’
King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.