French Knight: You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

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Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off.
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