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More from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”…

Arthur: On second thought , let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.

Arthur: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Bedevere: And how do you burn witches?
Crowd: With more witches!
Bedevere: No,no,no…And why do witches burn?
Peasant: Because…there made…of…wood?
Bedevere: Precisely, so how do we know if she’s made fo wood?
Peasant: Biuld a bridge out of her!
Bedevere: Ah, but can you also not build a bridge out of stone?

Galahad: Look, let me face the peril!
Lancelot: No, no, it’s much too perilous!