Mystery Men


The Shoveller: We’re not your classic Superheros. We’re not the favorites. We’re the other guys. The guys nobody bets on. We’ve got a blind date with destiny! And it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.

The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us!

Mister Furious: Sweet dreams…. Lilac!! Yo! What’s up….. Tigerlilly!?!

Baby Bowler: Let’s do some carnage!

Baby Bowler: It’s a crazy chicken world.

The Invisible Boy: I am transparent.. I am a window… I am see-through… I am like Saran Wrap…

The Spleen: Since I was the one that smelt it, I would forever be… he who dealt it!

The Sphinx: We are number one! All others are number two or lower.

Sally: Junk it! Junk it now!

The Blue Raja: Well, I’m the Blue Raja. I’m not Stab Man. I’m not Knifey Boy. I’m the Blue Raja.

Mr. Furious: I’m a Pantera’s box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It is “Pandora.”
Mr. Furious: Please don’t correct me, it sickens me.

Mr. Furious: I don’t need a compass to know which way the wind shines.