Toby: I could legally shoot you.
Sully: Not unless I’m breaking and entering.
Toby: Are you gonna break and enter?
Carl: Sully, you’re the only guy I know still dumb enough to believe in luck.
Sully: I used to believe in brains and hard work ’til I met you.
Sully: Hang in there.
Toby: Hang in there? That’s the sum of your wisdom on the subject?
Sully: That’s the sum of my wisdom on most subjects.
Carl: 60 years old and still getting crushes on other men’s wives. I hope that when I’m your age, I’ll be a little bit smarter than that.
Sully: You sure are off to a slow start.
Miss Beryl: Doesn’t it bother you that you haven’t done more with the life God gave you?
Sully: Not often. Now and then.
Judge Flatt: You know how I feel about arming morons. If you arm one, you’ve got to arm them all, otherwise there’s no sport.
Toby: Oh, you’re a man among men, Sully.
Sully: Thank you.
Toby: It wasn’t a compliment.
Peter: I’m a member of Greenpeace and I just helped poison a dog.
Sully: First of all, it wasn’t poison. Second, you didn’t help much.
Miss Beryl: Hurry!
Sully: I am hurrying! It just looks like slow motion.
Toby: Did you ever get so mad you could shoot somebody?
Sully: That’s why I don’t own a gun.