William: I am confident that in 5 minutes we can have you spic and span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
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Spike: There’s something wrong with this yogurt.
William: It’s mayonnaise.
William Thacker: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in outer space.
William: So it was nice to meet you; surreal, but nice.
William: I’m sorry about the surreal but nice comment…disaster.
Anna: That’s okay. I thought the apricot in honey thing was the real low point.
William: Did you identify with the character you are playing?
William: Why not?
Interpreter: Because he’s playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot.