William: Sorry about not ringing back, the whole two names concept was too much for my flatmate’s pea-sized intellect.
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William: I’m sorry about the surreal but nice comment…disaster.
Anna: That’s okay. I thought the apricot in honey thing was the real low point.
William: I am confident that in 5 minutes we can have you spic and span and back on the street again. In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
William: Did you identify with the character you are playing?
William: Why not?
Interpreter: Because he’s playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot.
Max: He’s bringing a girl.
Bella: Miracles do happen.
Max: You haven’t slept with her have you?
William: That’s a cheap comment and of course the answer is no comment.
Max: No comment means yes.
William: No it doesn’t.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: Definitely no comment!
Max: See, it means yes.