William: Sorry about not ringing back, the whole two names concept was too much for my flatmate’s pea-sized intellect.
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Max: You haven’t slept with her have you?
William: That’s a cheap comment and of course the answer is no comment.
Max: No comment means yes.
William: No it doesn’t.
Max: Do you ever masturbate?
William: Definitely no comment!
Max: See, it means yes.
Spike: Not bad, not bad at all. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks dig grey.
Honey: Actually no one will marry me because my boosies have started to sag.
Anna: One day, not long from now, my looks will go, they will discover I can’t act, and I will become some sad middle aged woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for awhile.
Anna: I am sure you guys didn’t mean any harm, I’m sure it was just friendly banter, I am sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner, the tuna is really good.