Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and remember, next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
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Peter: I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
Peter: Shit, we should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?
Michael: Shit, I’m a free man and I haven’t had a conjugal visit in six months.
Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Michael: You know what I can’t figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it.
Samir: We’re new to it though.
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do man: two chicks at the same time, man.