PCU

Quotations

Old Woman: Can you blow me where the Pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the Pampers is.
Gutter: HUH?
Old Woman: Can you SHOW me where the CAMPUS is!

Katy: Hey, Droz, how ’bout this: Tonight, at the Pit, “Everyone Gets Laid.”
Droz: It’s tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I love it.

Droz: What’s this? You’re wearing the shirt of the band you are going to go see? Don’t be that guy.