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More from Peter's Friends

Sarah: I’ve never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?

Andrew: And what’s all this then?
Peter: It’s called a pot-belly, Andrew. We have those in England, along with culture.

Carol: Look at this armoire! Is it real?
Andrew: No, its imaginary!

Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It’s just that I’m not really in the vagina business.

Andrew: That’s still a good joke.
Peter: What is?
Andrew: I’ve never fallen in love. I’ve stepped in it a few times.