captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Sarah: I’ve never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?
Andrew: And what’s all this then?
Peter: It’s called a pot-belly, Andrew. We have those in England, along with culture.
Carol: Look at this armoire! Is it real?
Andrew: No, its imaginary!
Peter: Oh, how can I put this delicately? It’s just that I’m not really in the vagina business.
Andrew: That’s still a good joke.
Peter: What is?
Andrew: I’ve never fallen in love. I’ve stepped in it a few times.