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More from Peter's Friends

Andrew: We went down about as well as a turd souffle.

Maggie: Fill me with your little babies!

Andrew Benson: If there is a God, he takes very long lunches.

Sarah: It could have been worse.
Andrew: Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.

Peter: How long have you been married now?
Andrew: Almost three years.
Peter: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn’t it?
Andrew: Yeah.
Peter: Don’t you get some kind of a plaque?
Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.
Peter: What, so she’ll have four?
Andrew: Yes, but her agent gets one.