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More from Peter's Friends

Andrew: It’s like kindergarten, school, university, black hole.

Carol: Thank you very much for dinner, Peter. I enjoyed watching it.

Carol: Do you have any Equal?
Peter: I’m sorry, I’m famous for having no equal.

Carol: You know what I hate the most about being a public figure?
Andrew: What?
Carol: The public.

Andrew: We went down about as well as a turd souffle.