Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor. I know it’s difficult for you, but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid.
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Will Turner: This is either madness… or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack Sparrow: You don’t want to be doing that, mate.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow: Your funeral.