Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
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Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, (looks at Jack’s sword) and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Barbossa: You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters.
Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they’re mad.
Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?