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Car Rental Agent
- Director
- John Hughes
- Cast
- Steve Martin, John Candy, Laila Robins, Michael McKean, Kevin Bacon, Dylan Baker
- Year
- 1987
- Runtime
- 93 min
- Genres
- buddy film, comedy film
- Country
- United States
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We’d have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.
Del Griffith
Was that seat hot or what? I feel like a Whopper. Turn me over, I’m done and ready. I’m afraid to look at my ass. There’ll be grill marks.
Del
You play with your balls a lot.
Del
Del, why did you kiss my ear?
Neal
He says we're going the wrong way...
Neal Page
What do you suppose the temperature is?
Neal
You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls except I'm not pulling the string, you are. Blah! Blah! Blah!
Neal
Her first born come out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin.
Owen
What the hell are you driving here?
Police Officer