Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me. You work on commission right? Big mistake. Big. Huge! I have to go shopping now.
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Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me. You work on commission right? Big mistake. Big. Huge! I have to go shopping now.
Vivian: That would make you a… lawyer.
Edward: What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.
Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.
Store manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward: Really offensive.
Store manager: I like him so much.
Vivian: Well color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two.
Stucky: Edward, Excuse me for saying this, but what the hell is wrong with you this week?