I’m gonna go take a celebration piss.
Charlie
- Director
- Barry Levinson
- Cast
- Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise, Valeria Golino, Gerald R. Molen, Jack Murdock, Michael D. Roberts
- Year
- 1988
- Runtime
- 128 min
- Genres
- drama film, comedy drama, buddy film
- Country
- United States
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I’m gonna let ya’ in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
Charlie
Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who is on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
Charlie
What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.
Charlie
C-H-A-R-L-I-E, my main man.
Raymond