Joel’s Mother: Please Joel, do what they say, just get off the babysitter.
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Lana: Are you ready for me, Ralph?
Miles (reading the personal ads): “My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he’s gone. Will you take his place?”
Joel Goodson: When it came right down to it, I just wasn’t attracted to her.
Miles Dalby: Should never stop you.
Joel Goodson: Don’t steal anything. If I come back here and anything’s missing, I’m going straight to the police. I mean it.
Lana: Go to school, Joel. Learn something.
Jackie: I want you to call Lana. It’s what you want. It’s what every white boy off the lake wants.