Bob Munro: Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
Cassie Munro: The Turd.
Carl Munro: The Big Rolling Turd?
Bob Munro: In that spirit, we set forth.

Cassie Munro: This is the worst I’ve ever been treated.
Jamie Munro: Wait till you get married.

Cassie Munro: Dad.
Bob Munro: Yeah?
Cassie Munro: I get it.
Bob Munro: What?
Cassie Munro: Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.

Marie Jo Gornicke: Do you wanna hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?