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Lloyd: I’m gonna take Diane Court out again.
Corey: Well that’s unlikely.
Lloyd: Is the movies a good second date, you know? As a date?
Corey: Well you never had a first date.
Lloyd: Yes we did. I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. We ate. That’s eating. Sharing an important physical event.
Corey: That’s not even a scam.
Lloyd: What’s a scam?
Corey: Going out as friends.
DC: No its not. Scam is lusting.
Lloyd & Corey: Then what’s a date?
DC: Date is a prearrangement. With a possibility for love.
Corey: Then what’s love?
Joe: Lloyd, man, no babe is worth it. Yo, hang with us man. We’ll teach you Bibles full of truth.
Denny: Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her off your mind.
Mark: Your only mistake is that you didn’t dump her first. Diane Court is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with us, and you walk tall.
Corey: You’re such a great person, Lloyd. I’m a good person, but you are a great person.
DC: Why don’t you just call her again?
Lloyd: I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.
Corey: So I’m single now, and everything’s changed. I hate it.