Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, you play the beautiful game… bros… brothers… brethren?
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Viola: I just can’t do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there’s a boy. Wait, that sounded wrong.
Duke: You know, it’s crazy how wrong you can be about a person. Just crazy. You think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. You know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: You don’t even know the meaning of the word.
Viola (as Sebastian): So what about the thing we talked about it… that you’re gonna do later?
Duke: What thing? I’m- I’m thingless.
Viola: What are you talking about? Why are you lying?
Justin: Viola! End of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
Justin: Baby, don’t be like that. I just don’t want to see you get hurt.
Viola: Aww. You are so full of…
Coach Pistonek: Back to practice.
Olivia: We could double. I’m sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it’s insane.