Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, you play the beautiful game… bros… brothers… brethren?
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Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Viola: I mean… which one would you rather see NAKED?
Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?
Duke: Hey… hey, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uhh… I get really bad nosebleeds.
Andrew: So you stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You… you’ve never done that? Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time.
Viola: Yes. Look. Got to show you how to do it. You take that off, and whatever that is, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up.
Andrew: Well hey there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What… are you hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just…
Monique: “I was just… nyuh”. Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
Duke: What’re you gonna do, drown me in your tears?
Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.