Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, you play the beautiful game… bros… brothers… brethren?
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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she’s cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.
Justin: Could you be a girl for just five seconds?
Viola: Ok…(counting to five on her fingers) First of all it’s not a stupid soccer issue and… you’re a jerk. Oh look at that, (looks at open hand) time’s up. (slaps him in the face)
Justin: That’s right. Didn’t score on me last half won’t score on this half. I’m a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
Viola (as Sebastian): Quit blushing… that’s lame.
Duke: Shut up, I’m not blushing!
Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out?
Viola: No. You don’t want to freak her out; you’ve got to have a casual conversation first, hello?
Viola: Why do I get the feeling you don’t do this very often?
Duke: Man, I just, I’m not really good at talking to girls.
Viola: Why? You’re hot!
Viola: Ya know, you’re an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.