Viola (as Sebastian): So, uh, you play the beautiful game… bros… brothers… brethren?
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Sebastian: Folks, I’m a boy. I promise.
Malcolm: Prove it.
(pulls down his soccer shorts, everyone sees his privates)
Olivia: You’re right.
Viola: I know.
Olivia: The next time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him…
Viola: You march.
Olivia: …I’m gonna tell him how I feel…
Viola: You tell him.
Olivia: …and then I’m going to kiss him so passionately…
Olivia: …that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.
Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!
Viola: I just can’t do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there’s a boy. Wait, that sounded wrong.
Duke: You know, it’s crazy how wrong you can be about a person. Just crazy. You think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. You know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: You don’t even know the meaning of the word.