Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!
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Olivia: We could double. I’m sure Eunice is available.
Eunice: I am so there, it’s insane.
Malcolm: I am convinced he’s hiding something.
Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he’s an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself.
Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women’s butts look smaller… and to make it harder for them to runaway.
Principal Gold: Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, sir, I…
Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy…
Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Viola: I mean… which one would you rather see NAKED?
Roger (after Viola lifts her shirt): Is it me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?
Andrew: Well hey there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What… are you hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just…
Monique: “I was just… nyuh”. Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.