Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.
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Donkey: Don’t die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light.
Shrek: Well it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends.
The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.
The Donkey: C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.
Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is lovely. You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Lord Farquaad: Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?