Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.
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Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.
Soldier: What have we here?
Old man: It’s a little wooden puppet.
Pinocchio: I’m not a puppet! I’m a real boy! (nose stretches)
Soldier: Ten shillings for the possessed toy. Take him away!
Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.
Donkey: Wow, that was really scary, and if you don’t mind me saying, if that don’t work, your breath will certainly get the job done, ’cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something ’cause your breath stinks.
Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.