Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.

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Donkey: This’ll be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles.

Little singing dolls:
Please keep off of the grass
wipe your shoes, wipe your… face
Dulac is, Dulac is,
Dulac is a peeeeerfeeeect plaaaaace!

Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy.

Soldier: What have we here?
Old man: It’s a little wooden puppet.
Pinocchio: I’m not a puppet! I’m a real boy! (nose stretches)
Soldier: Ten shillings for the possessed toy. Take him away!

Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.