Long Duk Dong: Awwwwww…sexy girlfriend!
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Geek: I mean you don’t have to dance. You can just stand there, hang with my dudes and be you…
Samantha: Sounds major.
Geek: So, you got a guy?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones and they lust wimp blood. So stop bugging me or I’ll sick them all over your weenie ass.
Grandpa: Dong? Where is my automobile?
Long Duck Dong (mockingly): Auto-mo-bile? (makes car crash noises)
Long Duck Dong: No more yanky my wanky – the Donger need food!
Long Duck Dong: What’s happening, hot stuff?