Ginny: I mean, I’ve had men that have loved me before, but not for 6 months in a row.
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Geek: So, you got a guy?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones and they lust wimp blood. So stop bugging me or I’ll sick them all over your weenie ass.
Grandpa: Dong? Where is my automobile?
Long Duck Dong (mockingly): Auto-mo-bile? (makes car crash noises)
Long Duck Dong: No more yanky my wanky – the Donger need food!
Long Duck Dong: What’s happening, hot stuff?
Ginny: Darling, is something bothering you? You’re really acting like…an asshole.